tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62358782011-08-08T22:00:41.504-04:00BLOG deez.....Musings of a Filthmonger.BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.comBlogger271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1159142837867088082006-09-24T20:06:00.000-04:002006-09-24T20:07:17.876-04:00 Ya, that's right, I've got this sweet exersaucer and I'm taking it for a spin. You wants join me? BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1153189940891199952006-07-17T22:28:00.000-04:002006-07-17T22:32:20.906-04:00 Is anybody really buying this headline? I think Wilson's PR rep paid CNN to post this story with this headline. It's like they are desperately trying to convince us that Owen Wilson actually does have a brain in the noggin of his.That, or Shanon Cook has damp panties for Owen.Oh, and that sub-headline is the nonsensical raving of a lunatic. BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1142300764473606982006-03-13T20:45:00.000-05:002006-03-13T20:46:04.486-05:00So, I’m writing to you from Hotlanta. Actually, I wrote this in Hotlanta but I was unable to connect to the WiFi network in the airport. I’m in Georgia for this year’s company conference.Man, do I feel like shit. I stayed up way to late last night to party with friends. I don’t know why I do it. I went to be “early” on Friday night (early being midnight) but I decided to stay up all night BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1142300130952448572006-03-13T20:35:00.000-05:002006-03-13T20:35:30.953-05:00 How many gnomes can you find in this picture? BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1142299945949180882006-03-13T20:31:00.000-05:002006-03-13T20:32:25.956-05:00 This is the public water fountain where I work. BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1141252358230589702006-03-01T17:26:00.000-05:002006-03-01T17:32:38.240-05:00I've been having this disturbing recurring dream. I wake up and think I've shit the bed.I'm so convinced of it some times, that I physically have to check by my ass to make sure I didn't squeeze out a turd in the middle of that night.I don't understand it. I just hope the day doesn't come when I reach down and it like I'm living out that scene in Trainspotting. Man, won't my wife be surprised!BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1140931234464491782006-02-26T00:19:00.000-05:002006-02-26T00:20:34.473-05:00 Don Knotts, Dead at 81.VIVA DON KNOTTS! BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1140329317127323462006-02-19T01:05:00.000-05:002006-02-19T01:08:37.133-05:00 It's pictures like this that make me wonder if my child really is the spawn of Satan. The glowing read eyes, the crazy hair. He looks like he is trying to move things with his mind.It's a good thing he's going to get Baptised later today. Of course, that's if the church doesn't fall down around us when we enter it... BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1140215564193030522006-02-17T17:26:00.000-05:002006-02-17T17:32:44.203-05:00Can someone please tell me what fucking world that headline makes sense in? When I shoot someone in the face, they better fucking apologize to me for getting in the way of my bullet. Hell, Dick could've had a nice bird for dinner that night but, instead, an old man stepped into his shot and got hit in the face. And then, that bastard had the nerve to have a heart attack due to complications fromBEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1140057878336260032006-02-15T21:41:00.000-05:002006-02-15T21:44:38.343-05:00 My wife and I had been watching the telly a few weeks ago and a commercial came on for Pizza Hut. It was a commercial for their newest gimmick "Cheesy Bites" Their description: A pull-apart crust with 28 cheese-filled bites". My description: an abomination of the culinary persuasion. What the fuck do you do after you are done eating the cheesy nuggets on the outside? Or how do you pick aBEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1139972371208698882006-02-14T21:58:00.000-05:002006-02-14T22:04:22.713-05:00 Hi! I'm Smiley McGee!BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1139971111038597902006-02-14T21:33:00.000-05:002006-02-14T22:04:42.466-05:00 Happy Valentine's Day!While it is true that Christopher J. is 50% Mom and 50% Dad, I can assure you that he is 110% gangsta.I'm convinced that, if Christopher J. had an entrance song or his own theme music that he played behind him as he entered a room, it would be "Golddigger" by Kanye West. He likes to listen to that song and wear his little royal blue velour suit he has, with his little hood BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1135675791372414362005-12-27T04:29:00.000-05:002005-12-27T04:29:51.383-05:00Well, today is my first day back to work since Christopher was born. Let's see how this goes.....BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1135513655474613212005-12-25T07:27:00.000-05:002005-12-25T07:27:35.506-05:00Merry Christmas, you fucking jerks! -- Sincerly, Christopher J. BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1135178775670687102005-12-21T10:15:00.000-05:002006-01-08T19:51:56.430-05:00I was flipping back and forth radio stations in the car the other day and I heard "Living on the Edge" by Aerosmith. While sitting there listening to this song, my mind began to wander. I went back to a strange time in my life - high school. This song in particular reminded me of a girl I used to date in high school. Let's call her Jen. Jen was a huge Aerosmith fan and was deeply in love with BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1135137541421836932005-12-20T22:59:00.000-05:002005-12-20T23:10:10.613-05:00Oh, where has the time gone? It's been almost nine months since the last time I posted in this blog. That's almost enough time to make a baby! Well, turns out, that's what my wife and I did. The picture above is of the little guy. We like to call him Christopher, because it is impossible to pronounce his immortal hell-born name with our puny mortal tongues! And besides, he seems to enjoy being BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1112222044728444812005-03-30T17:16:00.000-05:002005-03-30T17:34:04.733-05:00Hello all! I haven't been ignoring you, I've just been deathly ill for the past couple of days. Hooray!Came home from Easter dinner at the Wife's Cousin's house and couldn't breathe right and I felt like I ate too much. Well, I can attribute the inability to breath to a combination of my wonderful lungs, my wonderful allergies, and the wonderfully large monster dog at Easter dinner. This thing isBEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1111344542294298722005-03-20T13:21:00.000-05:002005-03-20T13:49:02.296-05:00The Ring 2 was utterly unsensational. It was just a lot of the same crap from the last movie, repackaged. The only one somewhat scary, and unusual, part was the "deer attack". That is all I will say as to not spoil it.Overall, I give this movie a "meh". I would have liked to have seen something a little more innovative or original. And, there was WAY too much of the son in this movie. blech.I BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1111157790563101342005-03-18T09:42:00.000-05:002005-03-18T09:56:30.573-05:00Happy Day After St. Patrick's Day everyone!Last night, I had the pleasure of having all the effects of a hangover without actually drinking. I was so exhausted when I got home from work that I basically passed out for seven hours. When I woke up, I had a pounding headache and was dizzy. I was so dizzy, in fact, that I couldn't even stand up. When I was finally able to make it out of bed, I was BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1110993144989984882005-03-16T12:12:00.000-05:002005-03-16T12:12:24.990-05:00Just hook it into my vein! BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1110991764803039232005-03-16T10:57:00.000-05:002005-03-16T11:55:11.953-05:00The wife and I were watching some more "America Undercover" the other day. This one was "Dope Sick Love" and it followed two homeless junkie couples ( let's call them "Couple A" and "Couple B") around the streets of NYC to show what it is to live like a homeless junkie couple. And, low and behold, where do you think these fuckers hung out most of the time? That's right, fucking St. Marks Place. BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1110937279469663022005-03-15T20:36:00.000-05:002005-03-15T20:41:19.470-05:00My apologies for slacking off. I've been so busy at work and totally exhausted after coming home from work that the Blog has taken a back seat. So, real quick... I'm getting ready for work and the wife is watching American Idol. Man, that Mikhala is such a whore. She can't sing and she does a horrible impression of Barbara Streisand. Please, if you are reading this blog and happen to watch BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1110753482806227372005-03-13T17:24:00.000-05:002005-03-13T17:48:57.503-05:00I'd like to take a few minutes to send Big-ups to one Mr. Steve Jobs:"Steve, If I could have your child, I would. Thank you for this little white miracle I carry to and from work everyday, attached to me as if it were some type of life-saving device. An argument could be made that the sleek curves of the iPod are as sexy as any woman's. In fact, the Click Wheel(TM) seems to remind me of a woman'sBEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1110654872287917402005-03-12T14:04:00.000-05:002005-03-12T14:14:32.286-05:00Man, I just saw the video for Louis XIV "Finding Out True Love is Blind" on iTunes and that lead singer is one scary mother. He looks like a cross between Ozzy and Meatloaf (both circa 1970). Good band though.BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1110647388681435882005-03-12T11:36:00.000-05:002005-03-12T12:09:48.686-05:00So, I've done absolutely nothing since I woke up @ 05:30 this morning. Sure, I finished reading the book I was reading, but that was it. I've been futzing around on the computer -- killing time while my wife is at work. I missed her a lot last weekend when I was in CO and I continue missing her while I sit at home and she's at work. So, while I sit her and wait for my wife to come home from BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1110564356301611152005-03-11T12:31:00.000-05:002005-03-12T11:32:38.330-05:00I stayed up past my bedtime last night to watch "America Undercover" on HBO. Last night's 'documentary' was next in the series of "Hookers at the Point" or "Pimps Up, Hos Down". It was "Atlantic City: It Aint E-Z Being a Ho". I love watching these things because it is amazing to watch these dregs of society, but there was an ulterior motive for watching this one. My friend's fiancee did 'BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235878.post-1110485788977679682005-03-10T17:20:00.000-05:002005-03-12T11:34:17.133-05:00So, I created this blog about two years ago and yet this is the first post I've put in it. I heard a lot of talking about blogs this past weekend so I figured maybe it was time to finally get to work on mine.I spent the past weekend in Colorado Springs, CO at a conference my company scheduled at the BroAdmoor Hotel and Spa. This place was HUGE and reminiscent of the Overlook from Stanley BEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14316906109280461492noreply@blogger.com1